Fuckturd

fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....

Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted

fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse

Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap

by PRETTY IN COPPER June 25, 2017

Fuckturd

An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.

I'm so relieved she's giving up our fuckturd for adoption.

by jimmytango7 July 18, 2012

fuckturd

A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.

I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.

by bhangradt September 30, 2011

Fuckturd

1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.

2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.

"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."

by Trans-AmIam November 2, 2017

fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.

When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.

"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"

by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011