April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

April Fools!

by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

Foomp

noun /n/: Something Instantly Blowing Up, a Sudden Occurrence or Happening; ALWAYS in a Positive Light or Manner.

Form of Onomatopoeia: a phonetic insert used to personify, resemble, or suggest the sound of Accomplishment, Exclamation, or Zeal.

Creative Jargon pertaining to informal language of Sound/ Action/ Interjection.

FOOMP ~ there it is!

Nurf gun goes FOOMP

I shot my shot, & FOOMP

“I manifested the life I wanted, then FOOMP it became Real”

“Before submitting the assignment into Dropbox, I yelled: FOOMP!”

“Thinking about the answer, I was stumped. Next thing I knew, FOOMP! I found the solution.”

by FooMP October 21, 2020

Foodsexual

Shit just shit

A: hello i'm foodsexual f-slur
B: shut up u aren't a part of lgbtq+
A: yes i am u bitch
B: shut up *goes away*

by _no January 21, 2021

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

foomage

Reoccurring and persistent dick cheese.

Dwayne's foomage returned the day before his wedding. Bad timing or what?

by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

Fools Grool

When eating a slutty woman's pussy, mistaking a left over cream pie as her Grool.

I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.

by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009