E.R.P:
Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected
individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is
impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will
eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's
kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a
Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.
