Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.

Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!

by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008

electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.

The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.

by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by Phil November 30, 2005

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.

The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.

by Madame Monet April 6, 2025

Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

by debash120754 October 31, 2020