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Definitions by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911

Super Orange 

A sexuality defined by attraction to people of exclusively orange skin color. In allyship with Super Straights, Super Gays and Super Lesbians.
I am Super Orange, so, I'm only attracted to orange-skinned people like Donald Trump and the Aussies.

Super Lesbian 

A super sexuality identified by attraction solely to biological women and not ladyboys.
As a Super Lesbian, I am attracted only to biological women and honestly all these lesbian dating sites trying to force me into rapey relations with biological men sickens me to my stomach.

Peachnut 

Sexual act when you finish on the ass. See peach and nut
Yo man, I've had an awesome peachnut last night!
A really nice website where you can buy gold and whatever else you need
Why exploit Democratic Republic of Congo when you can just buy some gold at Eldorado?
Something people with no creativity do when they want free admiration from online strangers
"I'm so lonely and unloved, I will repost all these gifs and memes I've found, because I'm a narcissist!

Electile Dysfunction 

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

loving yourself 

See masturbation, euphemisms aren't necessary
Loving yourself is easy, all you need is to use your hand