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Ejeet is the definition of a major guild hosting company for world of warcraft and other mmorpg game related items.
John purchased his templates from Ejeet

Jane uses ejeet voip
by ej33tnet February 10, 2010
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ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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Ejeet Networks

A guild hosting provider that deploys forums, modules, eqdkp, epgp, and much more for mmorpg gamers

This guild hosting site has a very good reputation around many gaming community such as world of warcraft, aion online and star wars the old republic as the best solution.

Ejeet Networks is also a pioneer of the web hosting industry by offering some of the rarest features and options from any web hosting provider.
Jane purchases a guild site from Ejeet Networks, days later Jane has a huge growth in her guild due to the fact their website was so easy to find after using this specific hosting platform

Robert purchases a ventrilo server to use voice communication with his friends over the internet.
by TheGuildMaster June 23, 2010
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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
by Carbinator July 8, 2015
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eject

what a guy does when he has an orgasm, kinda like ejeculation.
ohhh shit, im about to eject, open your mouth!
by saraaaho December 9, 2008
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Ejetulate

The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010
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double heel ejection

The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.
Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.

The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010
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