DPD

"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.

by skaterboyomg March 12, 2012

DPD

Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?

by RhiannonG October 10, 2005

DPD

Dead Parents disorder. A serious case where one or more of your parents are dead

Batman has a serious case of DPD

by poopnip September 25, 2018

DPD

Designated Pokemon driver.

I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.

by SvetlanaSamson July 14, 2016

DPD

Djiboutian Pocket Darts. A complex billiards/darts game. www.geocities.com/cchsarge.

Want to go down to the silver cue this weekend and play some DPD?

by Bthomps October 21, 2004

DPD

Designated Pokemon driver.

I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.

by SvetlanaSamson July 14, 2016

DPD Face

Not an Acronym, just the face someone makes when they are feeling angry, confused and rage towards metadata, wings, beers and fun.

Similar to RBF (relaxed bitch face) but usually that is unintentional this is true hard core resentment.

She had a real DPD face when I giving my presentation and it was evident my puns and antidotes were not amusing to her in the least. She was not invited to wing club.

by Sedamsville14 November 5, 2019