Douchitude

The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.

I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!

by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009

douthie

Mr DOuthie is an IT teacher at Mazenod

"Hi Mr Douthie, your my teacher!"
"Thanks matt, I am..."

by Matthew November 17, 2004

Douchitis

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.

"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."

by Jordan077 July 23, 2009

Douchitician

(douchebag x politician) I know what you are thinking, aren’t all politicians douchebags? Isn’t this douchism just a little redundant? Well, for the most part yes. However, this term applies to the slim percentage of politicians who first get into politics because they actually care. Once they get exposed to the money and power and begin selling their souls to the devil and become like the other 99% of politicians then they are a douchitician.

During the government shutdown of 2013, Douchiticians from around the country stood in line to get their soundbite and five minutes of fame, all the while fighting for the promotion of self and political party. Meanwhile, the country that they are elected to serve suffers.

by Johnny Umuzungu October 4, 2013

Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche

Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous

by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015

douthie

usually associated with a girl that is bad at sports and complains a lot
never good at board games as it’s a weakness in their abilitys
somewhat good looking and always has a kind factor in what they do

omg, you’re a douthie. good stuff

by jcfjnf January 27, 2020

tie doutfit

(noun) an outfit consisting of entirely tie dye.

check out her teal and fuschia tie doutfit! groovy!

by tie-dye-lovr-69 May 2, 2018