dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

Denise

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.

If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

deyse

A Deyse is a girl that hates it when she is texting someone and they reply back with "I guess" and or "okay", she usually is very sweet and kind but when you do something that she doesn't like, she will get angry and turn from a sweet girl to Satan ._. She is also the jealous type, and does not like it when people stare at her sexy alpha male. Although her boyfriend calls her beautiful and compliments her even on all of her insecurities (like her hair) she doesn't think so of herself. She is the type of girl to make any guy fall quickly for her just based off of her personality alone, she is trust worthy, kind, smart, and beautiful but with all of these amazing features there is one really bad one... She will tear your balls off if you get her mad :( oh and she is a sexy child :) and I swear to god URBAN DICTIONARY if you do not fucking publish this shit I will shove my gf's burnt chicken up your asses -.-

Deyse = best girlfriend

Idk how to use it in a sentence...

by Sexy Alpha Male Mero April 9, 2017

Denise Milani

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.

I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...

by Milanifan January 19, 2011

Denise

Denise is a very smart, sexy girl who can be very emotional at times. Denise tends to care about people ALOT. That is, until they back stab her😅. Denise is fun to be around, likes to joke around alot. But when it is time to get down to business, she get's down. Denise is often described as a beautiful and hyperactive. Denise loves to hang out with guys because girls can be b***hes! When Denise lands in a relationship that she loves, whether it be friends or a boyfriend, she puts in her heart and soul into it. She can be very sensitive yet very rude😂. But we all love Denise!

"Yo. I'm bored. What should we do bro?"
"We could go hang at Denise's. She has video games and everything!"
"She's dope"

by zezebubbles October 16, 2019