by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008
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A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.
Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.
Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.
Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.
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A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
Get the Markolepsy mug.A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
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