dislexicon

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

Urban Dicslexia

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.

Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.

by GregT_314 January 27, 2009

dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008