Cumbag

A bottom-of-the-barrel hoe who uses her vagina as a storage, or bag, for cum.

Dude, Vanessa's such a cumbag. She fucked twelve guys last night!

I know, bro. She keeps it all in there. She's had six abortions!

by Challie Eme April 1, 2019

cumrag

Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet

#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.

by joe35205 June 22, 2006

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

cumrag

Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)

I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004

cumagutsa

Slang: To have an accident

I was riding down the hill on a bike and the front wheel came off and I cumagutsa

by DeadBoom February 17, 2020

cumragpussy

a pet my friend sophia had before it died , its name was cumragpussy. dont worry it was an online pet.

"cumragpussy was one of my favorite pets. they made me have one of the happiest times."

by interstellars May 10, 2020

Cumagulate

The immiscible byproduct formed when a male's ejaculate is suspended in water.

Dude, that jellyfish looks like the cumagulate that forms when I jack my shit into the toilet.

by msacco June 12, 2022