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When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009
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crysturbate

verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.
David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.
by Anonymouslypseudonym November 2, 2008
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crysturbate

|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
by godfred zigfried May 6, 2014
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Crysturbating

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 14, 2015
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Crysturbation

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.
When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.
by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015
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