Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

Creamed Cheeks

putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it

Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?

by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 9, 2018

Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

Creamed

Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.

You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!

by Swoddie March 25, 2009

Crammed

Bad-tempered or irritable. Northern expression from the Rochdale/Littleborough area.

"What's with his face he looks crammed" "Cheer up crammed arse" .

by Beatz73 November 29, 2017

Creamed

When a guy blows his load inside A vagina or anus

Kaylee : So did you and Chad fuck last night?
Kiersten : We sure did he fucked my pussy so hard I was screaming and moaning the whole time!
Kaylee : You don't say!
Kiersten : He can really pack the cum after he Creamed me it was running out of my pussy like a river of semen!
Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky I wish my guy would cream my pussy like that!
Kiersten : Yes I am blessed and tonight he's gonna cream my ass!
Kaylee : Lucky!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017