Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

confutulated

A state of confusion and aggravation.

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"

by Ainslie July 9, 2007

confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010

Conflatulance

Both burping and passing gas at the same time.

Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.

How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?

That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.

Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.

by forpoppy May 14, 2016

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018