poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane mean that cocaine is broken. It means that Cocaine HCl and Freebase Crack will ruin your life. Don't try cocaine, try 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus booze, Prilintane, Kratom, D,L-Deprenyl, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide, Bisfluoromodafinil), Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Methylphenidate. And cocaine only last 90 minutes and is bad for your brain and heart. 4F-MPH last for 2 to 4 hours and is safer and cheaper than cocaine. Sometimes Ritalin, Modafinil, and Armodafinil are prescribed for cocaine addiction as they're safer and less addictive. Cocaine is brokane! Cocaine is brokaine!

Roberto: I was hooked on cocaine for 3 years and lost thousands and thousands of dollars. Good thing they prescribed Ritalin in rehab. I'm 6 months clean of cocaine. Cocaine is brokane!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2023

Cocainum

The famous quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the film "Red Heat". Schwarzenegger, playing a soviet miliciant expresses deep condemnation of this precious drug, spilling it all over the floor.

Can be used a synonym for a drug, especially the stronger one:

- Dude, you have COCAINUM!?

by PurpleLambda June 29, 2012

Cocaine is brokane

Cocaine is brokane is a phrase to warn you how dangerous cocaine is. It sounds like cocaine is broken.

Dennis tried cocaine and got addicted, now he's living in the streets. Cocaine is brokane!

by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023

CONCACAFed

When a sports team is a victim of corrupt fucking officiating in any sport. This phenomena Predominantly occurs in football matches in North/Central America and the Caribbean

We weren’t given the penalty because the assistant referee CONCACAFed us.

by tman02 March 11, 2020

Cencal truck

A Cencal truck is a truck with an outrageously big lift, big chrome rims and relatively small tires. Said truck is usually seen with powder coated lift components and sagging in the rear. These trucks are extremely clean, they are not used for work, and see nothing but pavement.

"Hey Brah wanna go do some 4 wheeling in your cencal truck?"

"Sure Brah! Lets go climb that curb and flex hard!"

by DIRTYMAX November 24, 2013

Comcast

It began with the creation of the great cable providers. Many were given to the people of the US, but they were all of them deceived. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master cable provider, to control all others and into, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and and the worst fucking customer service imaginable, its name was Comcast. One by one respectable cable providers fell to the power of the Comcast. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Disgruntled customers and AT&T employees marched against the tyranny of Comcast and in the parking lot of Comcast's headquarters they fought for the right to choose a respectable cable service.

Comcast must be destroyed before its evil consumes the world.

by Satan's Almighty Penis July 27, 2014