Coldcock

When you put someone's member in a block of ice and stomp on it.

Coined by Bill Hader in "Documentary Now!" S1E2 "Kunuk Uncovered"

"They just kicked the crap out of him. They shoved snow in his mouth, they shove it in his butt. The coldcocked him ..."

by Dank Guy 111 July 24, 2019

Coldcock

To knock someone's sorry ass out.

Coldcocked his ass,he couldn't get back up

by Randy goat fucker July 15, 2025

cold cock

The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.

Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!

by xXMcGuffinCoreXx October 5, 2003

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon May 13, 2005

California Coldpocket

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.

"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

by pocket boy May 12, 2009

Kentucky Cold Cock

The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.

It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.

by Roseymalt January 7, 2010

coldclock

same thing as coldcock; to attack someone unexpectedly, usually with a blunt object and or pistol. it is often used in an attack primarily aimed at a persons head.

i laughed my ass of when johnny got coldclocked by debo's pistol.

by eric June 17, 2006