Geneva Convention

Something I've violated.

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

by Salamander888 April 20, 2020

Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Tool Convention

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.

Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.

by Steinus July 19, 2012

Clive Palmer

Fatty McFuckhead

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.

by big gay me September 28, 2019

Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.

Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.

by Chim007 April 13, 2011

chivear

Mexican expression, defines the feeling of feeling self-conscious or ashamed, usually after being flattered by someone.

Could also be translated as blushing

Example 1:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Me chiveas bien bonito, cabrón (You make me blush, dude)

Example 2:
Person 1: ¡Hey, guapo!
Person 2: *blushes*
Person 1: Ah, the hice chivear

by Milo_theAxolotl October 12, 2021

convenience fee

A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.

"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".

by Fred Sampson May 21, 2018