cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

by *Patches* September 26, 2005

cockwaffle

Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

by Eric Lander October 26, 2008

Cockwaffle

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018

Cockwartz

Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

cockwaffle

A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere

Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms

by John Waffels May 1, 2008

cockwaffel

The act of slapping ones cock on anothers face.

Gidda cockwaffeld his wife in the face after she refused to open her mouth.

by Orr Productions November 6, 2006

Cockwatcher

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

by BenLofM August 11, 2008