A mocking tone of expression, meaning to waft ones penis, thus displacing knob-cheesey air or Cockwind, in the general direction of a twat, mainly used after another persons cock-up or mistake.
Dude 1: 'Oh no I've just emailed that abusive message about the bosses wife to my boss!'
Dude 2: 'LOL, Ha Ha Ha Cockwaft!'
Dude 2: 'LOL, Ha Ha Ha Cockwaft!'
by solgib2001 March 26, 2010
Get the Cockwaft mug.an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock.
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a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011
Get the cockwaffle mug.1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.
by tymac January 13, 2008
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Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
by PhillyDog June 1, 2015
Get the Cockwaffle mug.A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.
by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006
Get the cockwatch mug.Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.
Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.
Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
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