Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏

Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏

by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019

cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.

“hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”

by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020

Cocktober

During the month of October, you are allowed to have gay sex with the homies without saying no homo and you will still remain a virgin and be straight

Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"

Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"

Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"

Dude 2: "Oh, right"

by SuperbadDefinitions October 2, 2019

cocktoligist

someone who studies the cock

Hey Dr. Drew, whats this shit on my cock?
I don't know, ask a cocktoligist!

by jaytotheson December 1, 2007

cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

Cocktober

The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.

"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"

by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019

Cocktropolis

A mega-city built entirely out of the male reproductive organ.

Hey, why don't you get on the next train to Cocktropolis?

by CommodoreRauscher January 23, 2009