Cocksweater

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.

Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

by Nick, Carter, Ace, Alex, Brian June 22, 2008

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003

cockweasel

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.

If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.

by whitepapagold February 28, 2011

Cockmeatsandwich

the act of putting your dick in a subway sandwich and having someone then eat the sandwich

that cockmeatsandwich has extra mayo

by myveryperkytits July 1, 2012

cocksweat

The watery beads that form on the shaft and scrote during the repeated injection process, usually performed upon orifices of many wonderous kinds.

This is due to the intense heats the cockflesh is exposed to during repeated penetrations.

Jim marvelled at the myriad of cocksweat forming on his shaft. He scraped it off using a rusty can, and decanted it into the polar bear's anus.

by Don Davypopolis July 1, 2003

cocksweat

the liguid that forms inbetween the back of the penis and the balls used as an insult

Aidan you cocksweat you suck my balls for fi dollar

by cgscytsdbcdsgyf December 18, 2005

cocksweater

1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical

He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.

I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.



George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.

by C.A.E. January 10, 2009