a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.
Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*
by Nick, Carter, Ace, Alex, Brian June 22, 2008
Get the Cocksweater mug.1. noun. A cylindrical sweater worn over a male's penis.
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
2. adjective. An irritating, ignorant person.
3. noun. A person who spends their time keeping penises warm.
annoying jerk poser idiot ignorant jackass asshatmisogynist egotistical
He decided to wear his finest wool cocksweater on his ascent up Mt. Everest. He knew it would be a perilous and frigid climb.
I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.
George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.
I met a cocksweater outside the bar in town last night, he said he thought he was pretty good looking. He also assumed that I wanted to have sex with him. What a cocksweater.
George W. Bush spent the last 8 years working as a cocksweater for the vice president.
by C.A.E. January 10, 2009
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by matt April 5, 2004
Get the Cockeater mug.a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)
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Get the Cockwater mug.water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.
Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?
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