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Clustertrump

Word origin: "Clusterfuck."

Refers to the mess Pres. trump has created in the world through his record-breaking number of executive orders. Most especially, the Muslim ban (not his words), signed on January 25, 2017. This has led to "overturning" America's longstanding label of being the world's melting pot through his actions of hate, fear and ignorance.
"Do NOT give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free..."
"Wow, that new American president has really created a clustertrump."
"We've been clustertrumped...and we're not even shocked."
by No Earplugs January 29, 2017
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Clustersexual

Different from both bisexual, homosexual and heterosexual in that this person enjoys sex in clusters.
"So, whats your sexual preference"

"Clustersexual"

"Ew."
by Sumar March 25, 2008
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A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.
by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017
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Chestermere

A horrible monster place full of fuckboys and vape gods, home of the worst grade 7-12 school in the country. All the teachers are cunts, especially the gross saggy math teachers. The lake is full of eels and leeches and the people range from 12 year old hyebeasts to 40 year old white moms that complain on facebook if you cross the street wrong
"Damn that guy looks cool with his huf socks, where do you think hes from?"
"Judging by the size of that vape cloud, i'd say Chestermere"
by veronikaj May 29, 2017
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Cuntermercial

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.
Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.
by Snowcaller February 25, 2013
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clustermite

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite
by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020
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cluttermeleon

A person who's desk is always in a state of disarray due to ineffecient work habits, resulting in piles of paperwork on the desk
Lynn, is a real cluttermeleon, her desk looks like a tornado went through and destroyed it.
by Dale July 21, 2003
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