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Cluster Fuck

Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.

Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.
Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."

Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."
by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010
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Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.
"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."
by Nathan March 5, 2005
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When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.
"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."
by Heraf May 1, 2003
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When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...
"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."
by Skycop August 21, 2016
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Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
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A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.
by jesster79 February 9, 2005
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a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)
Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.
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