5 definitions by Skycop

Pronounced "Ka-nerd-ul."

A perfectly formed, bumpy shaped, small, hard turd.
"Ewww! There's a knurdle on the living room carpet!!"
by Skycop March 3, 2016
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That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.
"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"
by Skycop February 29, 2016
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1). A burnoff happens when someone revs up a car motor while applying the brake, the engine at high revolutions per minute, and releasing the brake. The result is both wheels violently turn and often smoke as the heat from the tires literally burns the rubber off the tires. As the car travels down the road there is a tell tale set of blackish tire marks on the roadway in its wake.

2). A burnoff is found in someone's underwear and resembles the burning tire marks found on streets after races.
1). Dude! Did you see that burnoff?

2). Dude your gross. You better go check your shorts for a burnoff.

Stevens underwear has burnoffs in them! Ew!
by Skycop February 28, 2016
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When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...
"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."
by Skycop February 29, 2016
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1). A forceful wrist snapping action using your pinky and ring finger to hit somebody else typically in the forearm, triceps, head, ear, etc.

A common example of this is the ever popular 'dead finger' game that high school freshman and sophomores use on each other in challenges of rivalry and competition to see who can take the most pain before giving up to the other in surrender.

2). The sound made by getting " thwapped" by someone else.
Scenario 1 sneak attack: boy1 is following boy2 in between classes, he sneaks up and thwaps his buddy in the exposed triceps while he chats up a girl he's walking with...

Scenario 2: boy1 and boy2 are friends and they thwap each other on a turn basis to see who's toughest.
Both leave the game with bruises. But there will be a winner.

"Bro I thwapped the shit out of Brad - that fucker is going to want pay-backs!" (Laughter)

"Thwap!" (Makes its own sound)
by Skycop March 5, 2016
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