Hood Curd

Surplus gluey rod porridge.

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

cludgeroo

A vagina that is abnormally deep, resembling a digeredoo.

Man, she had a proper cludgeroo, I went all the way in and I was nearly touching her lungs!

by Mojo-hobo December 2, 2007

Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Churdley

A wet, sonorous fart.

Dude, you better check your shorts 'cause that fart was churdley.

by Ricky Dominguez August 22, 2008

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014

Snot curdling cunt

Someone who constantly sniffs and snorts instead of blowing their fucking nose, these people normally have a cold or just cunts.

I sat next to this 'snot curdling cunt' on the train today.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

cheese curd it

one of the amazing ways you can get your fried chicken at KFC

"I think I'm gonna get my chicken double deep fried."
"Really? CHEESE CURD IT BITCH!"

by anonymous95692384 January 3, 2010