A turd considting of at least 70% cheese
"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"
by Sir Chop February 9, 2012
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Churd is simply short for Richurd.
Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".
by the real ambassador April 3, 2006
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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
by ____B00G3R____ August 14, 2006
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A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
by Ben Smith March 10, 2008
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Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.
When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd
by SharpEdge1511 August 12, 2018
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A person who is a combination of churl and turd.
"Stop being such a churd".
by intelpro May 24, 2006
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