Churd 

A turd considting of at least 70% cheese

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

Churd by Sir Chop March 17, 2012

Churd 

An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.

"I can't believe your mom just did that!"

Churd by Slasher March 17, 2003

churd 

a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.

(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.

churd by bert/frank September 29, 2005

Churd 

Churd is simply short for Richurd.

Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".

Churd by the real ambassador July 28, 2008

churd 

a fecile dildo

"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."

churd by the POS January 26, 2003

churd 

A person who walks too fast.

The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.

churd by A guy123 November 3, 2009

Churd 

Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.

Dont be such a churd...

Churd by ____B00G3R____ August 13, 2006