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That part of a woman between midriff and knees, in the vertical; and between the thighs, in the horizontal. The flange.
"Jesus, what a slapper," quoth Hubert. "Had I tried, methinks I could have got my whole head up her clunge!"
clunge by percyhalfpig January 29, 2004
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Clunge
A Clunge - A Vagina, Ham Wallet, Cod Pocket, Clam, Pink Paradise, Cunt, Etc. ..
Slang for Female Genitalia. Often used in Context when explaining if Girls are Hot enough for Entercourse.
For Example;
Slang for Female Genitalia. Often used in Context when explaining if Girls are Hot enough for Entercourse.
For Example;
2 girls appear in the Distance,
Guy 1; Hey dude, is that some Possible Clunge?
Guy 2; No man, thats Old man Jenkins and his Labrador. Your into Beastality, that aint' Right man,
Guy 1; Hey dude, is that some Possible Clunge?
Guy 2; No man, thats Old man Jenkins and his Labrador. Your into Beastality, that aint' Right man,
Clunge by IndieKid;] July 20, 2009
Clunge
The word 'Clunge' is a combination between 'Clit', 'Minge' and 'Cunt' - and is a british slang word for the female genitalia.
Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"
Can also be used to describe girls in general.
Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"
Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"
Can also be used to describe girls in general.
Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"
Clunge
Verb used to express the actions of a female who ruins something 'laddish' by getting involved when not wanted.
"Julie came round and clunged all over our Fifa tournament."
"Don't invite Sarah to the poker night, she will only clunge on it."
"Don't invite Sarah to the poker night, she will only clunge on it."
clunge
Vagina. Pussy. Gash.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
clunge by manyperson August 10, 2009