When an individual consumes a large amount of one or many types of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an extremely intoxicated physical state involving the loss of all or many motor skills, little to no sentence formation, slurred speech and complete incapacity to stand or walk without assistance from others. Also typical with this type of inebriation is the utter inability to respond to questions, and most commonly, the individual will reply with a series of short spurts of laughter.
Person 1: Dude, did you go to Clerkexamoff's last night?
Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!
Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!
by Be Easy B Keezy December 1, 2010
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Get the clammer mug.When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.
I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.
by RajP October 14, 2005
Get the Cramered mug.to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.
When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.
by Daleak March 28, 2007
Get the clappered mug.When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
by The dart 07 February 7, 2010
Get the Slammered mug.Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
by Peanut21 August 8, 2008
Get the slammered mug.When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009
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