a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
by walterc March 26, 2013
Get the noodle chewer mug.To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.
Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution
an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel
Christian : Haha fucking loser
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution
an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel
Christian : Haha fucking loser
by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020
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A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.
"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.
by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011
Get the Da Vinci Chode mug.Since the Peruvian natives chew on coca leaves to reduce the effects of altitude sickness, this racial slur was coined to refer to any Peruvians.
Jim: I've been wanting to go to Machu Picchu, do you know any coca chewers?
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.
by dragonshade April 21, 2014
Get the coca chewer mug.by PapaFrank October 28, 2018
Get the Chodest Chode mug.The unpleasant sensation that occurs when a turd drops into the bowl and splashes frigid water onto your chode and other nether flesh.
I squeezed one out while sitting on the can at 2 a.m., and the splashback caused a chode chiller that fully awakened me.
by El Predicto February 16, 2008
Get the Chode chiller mug.When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.
by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023
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