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The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids
by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018
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Chimpanmonkey

A combination of the words "Chimpanzee" and "Monkey". It usually refers to lazy and shiftless African-Americans (aka "Niggers") who complain about the oppression which they have suffered at the hands of the white man, yet do absolutely nothing to better themselves.
Driving down Lenox Avenue in Harlem the other day, I observed a bunch of Chimpanmonkeys loitering outside the local chicken and ribs joint.
by Ba Ba Booey January 14, 2008
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Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006
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Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.
I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.
by archscientist March 2, 2010
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Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008
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Chippastance

A annoyingly loud short person, who only listens to sad, depressing, love songs, and that one pop song her friend gave her.
Mme. Chippastance is the shortest teacher ive ever known, always more annoying than Mme. Shush.
by Doton May 25, 2023
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Chimpanzee Lips

n. A set of fat, thick female vagina lips that closely resemble the closed mouth of a monkey, an ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Wow that girl had some fat ass beef curtains... actually they're thicker, more like chimpanzee lips!
by Zac & Brett February 3, 2007
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