Chippastance Share definition Flag A annoyingly loud short person, who only listens to sad, depressing, love songs, and that one pop song her friend gave her. Mme. Chippastance is the shortest teacher ive ever known, always more annoying than Mme. Shush. Chippastance by Doton May 25, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Chippastance mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch