Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Chimpanazis

The oldest & longest remaining species of the Great Apes family and possibly the premier primates presumed to be the predecessors and pioneers who preconceived the perception of prejudice plus the primary producers of the most prehistoric forms of propaganda that people have professionalized and propagate still to this day.

I heard that some Primatologists believe that the Yetis and Sasquatches really did exist and lived in harmony with all the other Great Apes until the Chimpanazis exterminated them and invented propaganda to eliminate the evidence hide the truth and conceal the facts.

by Spacewook July 4, 2024

Adam Chipman

A porn star from Guys Gone Crazy has appeared in over 200 all male movies. He usually wears beige loafers and his over coat. There has only been one account of him featuring a female in one of his films and it was Annie Crocker, one of the "Brazillian Babes". He dosent like to use condoms and he loves long walks on the beach. In one of the movies some girls stole his bike and he was left to walk home. The agents that found his tallent were Katie and Michelle. He also starred in some hockey movies.

I saw Adam Chipman in that gay film last night.

by hahailon December 7, 2006