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child support

1) A good idea when 2 parents want to create children, but only 1 wants to raise them.

2) A bad idea when both parents want to spend equal time with the children.
1) I'm glad Tyrone pays child support. He dated Gladys, pumped & dumped her, and has never bothered to see Tyrone Jr.

2) Bethany has the kids, but, no job. Eric hardly ever gets to see his kids. He is forced to pay lots of child support money, but he doesn't get to enjoy his children.

I think equally shared physical custody & no child support should always be encouraged by the courts, and only parents who DON'T want to take their children should have to pay child support.
by $ugar Daddy May 12, 2009
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Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.
Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support
by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022
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child support

When a parent calls one of his/her children for help when assistance is needed with a computer, cell phone, DVR, etc.
My mom couldn't remember how to open her email so she called me for child support.
by lurchman January 3, 2011
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child support

n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.
Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.
by Richard Black May 6, 2005
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child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.
"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick
by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016
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child support

Something that bum ass nigga ain't NEVER finna pay
that BUM ASS NIGGA don't pay Child support.
by EATMYASS101 July 8, 2017
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Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.
Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.
by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011
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