Chernobylol

A Chernobylol occurs when you make a faux pas in an online arena, such as Facebook, which has catastrophic fallout on your real-life existence.

Nick: Yay, I got a job interview with Ford!
Nick's Boss: You do realise I can see this, right?
Ben: Chernobylol!

by Darwinator October 21, 2010

chernobyl chili dog

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

chernobush

A forest of pubic hair so over grown and unkempt the genitals are fully hidden; a bush as untouched as Chernobyl since 1986.

"Dude, how was she last night?"
"Well she was cute in the face, but when she took off her pants she had a total chernobush. I got out of there as soon as I could before the radiation poisoning got to me."

by epic-game-maker-upper April 2, 2015

Dropping a Chernobyl

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity

Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl

by Ethanu February 9, 2020

Chernobyl Pussy

A nasty vagina that has an an abundance of "FALL OUT"

Example 1:
Person A: "Hey check out this picture of this chicks vagina!"
Person B: "Oh man, that's a nasty ass Chernobyl Pussy!!"

Example 2:
Person A: "Hey man, look at that hot girl over there"
Person B: "Dude, I bet you she has a Chernobyl Pussy for sure"

by Jeff Fuckin' Grace October 9, 2012

chernobylism

A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.

"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."

by Nuciphaal June 21, 2004

Chernobly

Illegal Russian Energy Drink from Hot Tub Time Machine

Chernobly and Vodka is my favorite drink

by Estyle March 29, 2010