Chesapeake Beach

A small town located in Calvert County Maryland. Most of the people you meet are rude and generally just white trash. Chesapeake Beach is famously known for it’s large population of Karens who you can see crying in the Chesapeake Beach Facebook group. Some cry about snow at the end of their driveway while others cry about Urban Dictionary definitions.

I stopped at the Fast Stop in Chesapeake Beach and got harassed for money by a meth addict, what a great place to live.

by ChesapeakeMermaid February 12, 2022

cheasea

A term used to describe a person that is utterly hopeless. One would label a person a cheasea when he or she fails to accomplish anything in life or when they feel like they are a disappointment to their parents.
A cheasea would typically try hard to seek attention from the people around him/her but it would often result in a negative backlash.

Man, look at that guy, he is such a cheasea... absolutely disgusting! His parents must be ashamed of him.

by error404.daddynotfound January 4, 2018

Chesapeake

A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.

I grew up in Chesapeake, and I thought about moving to Norfolk so I'd have something to do at night, but I was afraid I'd get shot. So now I just commute.

by The best definer ever July 6, 2008

Chessa

It's the most amazing couple out in the universe which consists of Chance Sutton and Tessa Brooks. It is not confirmed that they are together but you can tell that they have fell in love with each other. They can't get enough of eachother. Chance protects and lets Tessa be herself and he loves to make her smile. Tessa loves to make him laugh and she loves to sing and dance with him. They are Both perfect for eachother.

I just love chessa

by Idc.gxbby July 7, 2017

Chelsa

(shell~sa)
A.K.A: Shellsa Meltsa, Vindictive Bitch, Shelly-Welly-Belly-Button, Shell, Shelly, Peat, Bob, Shell Bell, Chellsa, Chels, Shells-muh-luh, exct.

Chelsa is definitely the most important person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. She is pretty much the shit. There is no possible way to define Chelsa in one word. But if you had sum up Chelsa in one word that word would be mind-blowing.

I must remove myself from this room because I can not handle the awesome power of Chelsa's majestic presence.

by Nameless2die4 August 4, 2010

Ceasar

The most caring, lovable guy you could ever possibly know. Shoot, you can probably just title him as a big teddy bear! He acts like a hard ass, but honestly he has a big heart. He will go through so much just to be with his girl friend. He doesn't rush his girl(s), he's a true gentlemen. Sure, he makes a few mistakes but he tries to fix them soon in the future. He's not perfect but trust me, you would fall in a deep love spell with him. He has such a way with words. A bit of a heart breaker but hey who isn't /:

Hey, did you hear? Ceasar broke up with his girlfriend again!

Ceasar and his girl were totally swapping spit at his house last night!

by bereaal February 2, 2018

Ceasar Salad

The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.

Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.

by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010