Chargasm

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.

I Chargasmed last night.

by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015

Trumped-up charges

Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.

Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.

by Kez 4 Prez April 12, 2017

Charcustipated

Being Charcustipated is the constipated state that is brought on from gorging too much and too long on your favorite holiday meat and cheese trays AKA charcuterie boards

Boy that Christmas Eve celebration has me charcustipated for real!!!

by MortDMort November 25, 2022

Abaa Charmus Kenobi

The respelling of Barack Hussein Obama.

Help us, Abaa Charmus Kenobi, you're our only hope.

by starwards September 16, 2009

changus

{chang-gus}; chicken-anus-angus; a generic term for nasty food items, vagina slang, penis slang, euphamism for most any bodily fluid or smell; used much like Smurf when discussing any topic worth slandering or being disgusting about.

"Oh, dude, Cynthia's really let her changus go."
"When we get to that party we're gonna get so much changus."
"Sick, fucker, that smells like total changus!!"
"Dude, is that a changus-dog you're eating?"

by epeter August 7, 2007

Chargulauf

a) A person possessing extreme attributes of tooling nature.

Chargulauf:"Where are my backpack??"

by Sanchissimo October 21, 2003

Trumped-up charges

Criminal charges resulting from the act of colluding with a hostile foreign power to steal an election

The "president" was arrested and impeached due to the special counsel bringing Trumped-up charges.

by RS Muller December 27, 2017