born Ned Arnell Holness October 22, 1967. Comedian, Actor, Writer, and Television Show Host.
Took the stage name Carlos Mencia in the early-mid 90's and started performing his stand-up comedy act in the L.A. comedy scene at venues such as The Comedy Store and The L.A. Cabaret. Throughout the years, Mencia has released 7 CD's, 4 televised comedy specials, and has various television cameo appearances. Mencia finally got a regualar weekly half-hour slot on Comedy Central called Mind of Mencia in June of 2005.
Mencia's comedy is highly controversial. His general material focus is race, religion, and social class. He also pokes fun at the physically handicapped, and the mentally impaired. The vast majority of the American viewing public dislike Carlos Mencia's routine, and not because of his offensive conduct- but because of his lack of comedic talent. His loud, in-your-face presentation and delivery seem to upset more people than make them laugh. Also, his material is not broad. He stays away from other popular issues, and sticks with race.
People that like Mencia feel that his critics dislike him because of his controversial material, when actually they(WE) dislike him because of his poor delivery, his obnoxious presentation, and his narrow range of material.
I'd rather sit on a bed of dicks and have you piss on my face than watch Carlos Mencia perform.
by bullfr0g June 10, 2006
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A comedian on a show called 'Mind of Mencia' on Comedy Central. He tries to be offensive by being all racist all the time. Woo. He's so bad. There are three reactions to his comedy:

1. People who applaud him for his 'refreshing political incorrectness' and say how stupid people are who are offended by him.

2. People who are offended, not realizing that's what he's relying on in the first place. Tard. Also falling under this category; so-called patriot fanatics who protect the USA without realizing it hasn't really been attacked in the first place.

3. People who despise him, because he calls himself edgy and talks about how many people hate him. Generally, sensible people.
Person 1: "On Mind of Mencia last night, Carlos Mencia said that black people were lazy and Mexican people cross the border! It was so funny!!"

Person 2: "Oh my god. That pisses me off so much. I know for a fact that not all black people are lazy. I have a few good black co-workers! Also, that bitch is anti-American! I should kick his ass!"

Person 3: "Wake up. You're both tards."
by That Fuzz April 25, 2006
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Breed of "comedian" who continually confuses referring to oneself as "edgy" or "funny" with actually being edgy or funny.
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Verb: "My ass of an uncle kept telling us how funny people at work think he is. Yeah right. He just kept Carlos Mencia-ing."
by Sdvora March 28, 2006
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A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 8, 2007
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A stand up comedian who is very racist. He has a show on Comedy Central called the Mind of Mencia. His jokes are almost all about mexicans. He makes it seem like he is Mexican all the time but he isnt. He is honduran. His catchphrase is dee-dee-dee.He is trying to be what Dave Chapelle was for the Chapelle show.He has been known to steal jokes from other comedians. He can be kind of funny sometimes though.
Hey,you stealing my jokes?!What are you Carlos Mencia?
by Mr. Brideson December 1, 2007
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A Comedian who sucks ass when i started watching him i thought he was funny and thats because i was 7 now i realize hes a talentless sob
"lets buy a Carlos mencia dvd" why its bad dvd night
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A one-shtick, fat, moronic "comedian". If Comedy Central outlawed the use of the phrase "DE DA DE", he would be mowing people's lawns where he belongs.
I think Carlos Mencia is funny, so I probably have Autism.
by SmellyBaptist September 29, 2006
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