8 definition by el reye

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N. a "comedian" who has abosolutely no comedic value to his shitty ass name. always rips on peoples races and is trying to be the next dave chapelle. recently has been given a show where he screams and pokes fun at white people, black people, beaners, asians, and muslims.

V. to suck a whole load of dick
carlos mencia should have won the biggest douche of the universe award. damn you john edward you took the glory from carlos mencia!
Comedy Central created mind of mencia as a last ditch effort for ratings seeing as dave chapelle wasnt coming back.
by el reye August 05, 2006

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THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE: Xenu (sometimes Xemu) is introduced as an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and they continue to do this today, wreaking havoc in the process. Hubbard called these clustered spirits "Body Thetans," and the advanced levels place considerable emphasis on isolating them and neutralizing their ill effects. I must tell you the founder of this so-called "religion" was L.Ron Hubbard a SCIENCE-FICTION writer. Hubbard's 1958 book Have You Lived Before This Life documents past lives described by individual Scientologists during auditing sessions. These included memories of being "deceived into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful red-haired girl", "being run over by a Martian bishop driving a steamroller", "being transformed into an intergalactic walrus that perished after falling out of a flying saucer", and (my personal favorite) being "a very happy being who strayed to the planet Nostra 23,064,000,000 years ago". In comparison, modern astrophysical observations have established the age of the universe at 13.7 billion (13,700,000,000) years, to within about 1% confidence. Scientology, their beliefs, and followers in a nutshell...
Scientology...well what the fuck can you say about it, its a ton of bullshit.
by el reye August 27, 2006

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gaming site that would be ok if it werent for all the corrupt and biased moderators on the forum. if you go to the forums of gamespot BEWARE if you say anything bad about halo or zelda youll get your ass banned indefinately. if you dont go to the forums you should read the reviews for games theyre actually pretty good.
i got banned from the gamespot forums for saying halo is overrated...i asked them about why i would get banned for voicing my opinion even though i wasnt trolling or offending anyone...i never got an answer so fuck gamespot
by el reye August 07, 2006

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the best, fastest, and most laid back thug of Bone Thugs N Harmony. he has had the most success solo and has collaborated with some great artists. all in all krayzie bone is one of the fastest rappers alive and faster than twista.
"Dear Mr. Ouija, let 'em know who the boss is, so nigga, you wanna get tossed in the river? Nigga, put 'em in the mud, see them pump blood. Nigga, no love me show with the Bone, when I grab that chrome, gonna hawk ya down. Follow me roll, stroll down East 99. Gotta find these roll hoes." Krayzie Bone in Mo Murda.
by el reye August 30, 2006

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the greatest rap group that ever lived, known for their harmonic rapping abilities, their quick tongues, and having some of the hardest lyrics in rap. the group started as Bone Enterpri$e and released an underground album, Faces of Death. when they were signed by Eazy-E to Ruthless Records they changed their name to Bone Thugs N Harmony. their first major album was Creepin on Ah Come Up which would sell very well and had mainstream success with Thuggish Ruggish Bone. their second major album E. 1999 Eternal considered by many to be their best album and one of the greatest rap albums of all time would be their best selling album, with such hits as Tha Crossroads and 1st of Tha Month (Mo Murda is another great song). their third major album, a double disc album, The Art of War would sell very well. so far bone thugs have sold over 30 million records worldwide (although it could be a lot more). they remain as one of the most influential rap groups in rap history, most of the rappers you see out today are crap compared to bone thugs n harmony
Mo Murda by Bone Thugs n Harmony one of the best songs by bone thugs, listen to it
by el reye August 04, 2006

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a show that should still be cancelled. known for its stupidity and lack of humor. a complete rip off of the simpsons example: a stupid drunk dad, a mom with some type of brains, some type of pet, a misunderstood daughter, a stupid troublemaking son, peter griffin has 3 drinking buddies and homer simpson (for the most part) also has 3 drinking buddies. family guy was made for people with an IQ of 10 or lower...basically for the brain dead and zombies.
Family Guy is written by manitees. thats from South Park an actually FUNNY show. fuck family guy...
by el reye August 05, 2006

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the most beautiful country in the world. used to be part of Columbia until november 3, 1903 when it declared its independence from Columbia. it is an isthmus because it connects South America and North America like Egypt connects Asia to Africa. RexGibson the douchebag who says it means pussy is a dumbass so he can go straight to hell fuck him. although not that big of a country it has an abundance of mountains a jungles not to mention that it is sorrounded by the Atlantic Ocean to the north and the Pacific Ocean to the south making it one of the best places to see a sunset or sunrise. stupid ass americans invaded panama in december of 1989 with their operation "just cause" and killed 4000 panamanians. "just cause" my ass.
Panama, i was born there and lived there most of my life. thanks america for killing ruthlessly killing our people and and disregarding the properties of panamanian citizens.
by el reye August 05, 2006

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