Canoose

A Moose in a canoe

Id be more worried about them canoose if i was you!

by Jelly Jensen October 3, 2008

Canons High School

Some knaks place with knaks people like fat bursting ayuub and lipless aminullah

wanna go canons high school? no because at that school ayuub will sit on me

by Shai Grandison-Wooding August 27, 2021

Canonsburg

A small town in Pennsylvania with nothing to do but decorate a Perry Como statue and bitch about nativity scenes.

OMG this town is so boring! I must be in Canonsburg

by GrandMasterElby December 15, 2010

canoush

To slide on ice without skates and remain standing.

Verb: canoush, canoushing, canoushed

Origin: Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 2014

Bob canoushed across the ice and made it to the other side.

by CanadianWordWizard May 15, 2015

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Canonsburg Middle School

Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.

Do you want to go fishing down at Canonsburg Middle School, I am sure we could get some big ones.

by CM is ass May 24, 2019

St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School

Aiya this school ok lah but the upper sec girls always fold their skirt minimally 4 times with high ponytail and chunky fila shoes. are ur feet actually that big like wtf why need to wear so expensive and chunky shoes for fucking school?? some more always got atleast 15 kanken bags in one class, very inevitable one. Always got xmm taking toilet selfie or doing tiktok in toilet one. I think the na and nt classes have more xmm in them. I mean express also got more less lor
then got this xmm girl in my class who always think shes hot shit one, wearing skirt rolled up like 5 fucking times with the dumb high jojo siwa ponytail and sit on the desks, like u know how a chair works right??? u in express some more. always the pick me girl, she somehow the math rep when her math is legit so bad its probably na level than express

some more theres a rumor saying a certain male p.e teacher is a pedo so uh wow ok. the school also got one racist and homophobic catholic teacher even though this thursday we got V.E lesson on sexuality LMAO

ya and then our PLD is going to be given out to us at the end of the year, not the start of term 4 like the teachers say.

the cleaning lady in the toilet and the uncle that come by to pick up the trash from my class dustbin very nice one 10/10

P6 Student: Now I know which schools to avoid St. Anthony's Canossian Secondary School

by bagggggels August 21, 2021