calling uncle earl

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.

by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

caldina

a vehicle of much mystery, it is fast like a bullet, yet appealing to the eye,like a pornstar and harder to find than the yeti and a chupacabra combine. It is nearly impossible to acquire a caldina in the first place. only a lucky few will ever have their hands on their own caldina. and if they do, chances are they will only have it a short while.

WOW, was that just a caldina that shot by at lightning speed?

was what?

wait, dw, we will never know for sure

by franonicklars June 24, 2010

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Calvin and Hobbes

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

by dj_monged September 2, 2004

calvin and hobbes

Best comic strip ever drawn. A masterpiece.

Today I read a calvin and hobbes comic.

by Cam October 19, 2003

I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

by uberSMACK September 12, 2014

Calvinator

Someone that is a complete bad ass. Or in other words, a BAMF.

If a Calvinator walked into a packed club, heads would be turned.

by Nivlac Mruts February 5, 2008