Calwin 

1. A person who is generally muscular but very dim and thinks hes gangstaa.
2. A piece of brocolli, generally used in Southern Mexico.

1. Hey, that guy looks real tough 10 dollars says, he must be a Calwin.
2. Pass me some of that Calwin.

Calwin by ThaBigM3n March 1, 2009

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.

When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Calling Blitzkrieg by Turbo Beast March 10, 2011

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.

Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

Fatty calling the fatty fat by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010

calvin and hobbes 

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003