clunge
That part of a woman between midriff and knees, in the vertical; and between the thighs, in the horizontal. The flange.
"Jesus, what a slapper," quoth Hubert. "Had I tried, methinks I could have got my whole head up her clunge!"
clunge by percyhalfpig January 29, 2004
Clunge
A Clunge - A Vagina, Ham Wallet, Cod Pocket, Clam, Pink Paradise, Cunt, Etc. ..
Slang for Female Genitalia. Often used in Context when explaining if Girls are Hot enough for Entercourse.
For Example;
Slang for Female Genitalia. Often used in Context when explaining if Girls are Hot enough for Entercourse.
For Example;
2 girls appear in the Distance,
Guy 1; Hey dude, is that some Possible Clunge?
Guy 2; No man, thats Old man Jenkins and his Labrador. Your into Beastality, that aint' Right man,
Guy 1; Hey dude, is that some Possible Clunge?
Guy 2; No man, thats Old man Jenkins and his Labrador. Your into Beastality, that aint' Right man,
Clunge by IndieKid;] July 20, 2009
Clunge
The word 'Clunge' is a combination between 'Clit', 'Minge' and 'Cunt' - and is a british slang word for the female genitalia.
Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"
Can also be used to describe girls in general.
Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"
Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"
Can also be used to describe girls in general.
Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"
clunge
Vagina. Pussy. Gash.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
clunge by manyperson August 10, 2009