Cantaloupe

A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.

Person 1: Man i love cantaloupe!
Person 2: WTF is cantaloupe!? its called a rockmelon retard!

Cantaloupe by Instigator101 March 11, 2009

Cantaloupe

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them

Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"

Cantaloupe by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

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cantaloupe

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.

Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.

Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!

cantaloupe by ChrisSee October 16, 2008

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cantaloupe

(noun) something that causes a flashback so strong, it will bring you back to the time and place where the memory occured, otherwise known as a cantaloupation.

Man oh man, last week when I heard that gino beat it was like the ultimate cantaloupe. I remember the first time I heard that track when I was sitting on a beach in florida, eating cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by GTI_Guy September 15, 2006