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Rockmelon 

1. Rockmelon is a word used to describe 2 similar types of muskmelon that can also be referred to as a 'canteloupes' or 'canteloups'. The fruit originated in India and Africa but is now grown in Europe, America and Australia for commercial use.

2. RockMelon are a 4 piece punk rock band from the United Kingdom, well known for wearing convict style jumpsuits when playing festivals and large events.
1. Tim: "Hey John have you ever tasted Rockmelon?"
John: "Rockmelon?"
Tim: "Canteloupe maybe?"
John: "No idea what they are"
Tim: "Well they're wicked tasty"

2. Tim: "Hey have you ever heard the music of RockMelon?"
John: "No I haven't"
Tim: "Fuck, John, what the hell is wrong with you? Have you ever done or seen anything in your life?"
Rockmelon by Ilikebaguettes February 25, 2009
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rockmelon 

What a fucking idiot calls a cantaloupe
Man 1: do you like rockmelon?

Man 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
rockmelon by The Infinit 1 March 8, 2022
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RockMelon 

One of the elamelon
Person A - I found the rockmelon and watermelon Person B - Good now all we need is the firemelon and airmelon
RockMelon by KickassElmo June 29, 2023

rockmonster 

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."
rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004

Mr. RockMonster 

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock

Rockmondo™

The deliverer of the rocking. Often associated with the CC den sayinz. Rockmondo is a trademark of PDoorknob industries.

Rockmondo originated as a catch all term for someone who knocks a brother out. It is a combination of the word rock, and the name Armondo, the benevolent rocker.
That boi finna get rocked, ROCKMONDO
Rockmondo™ by PDoorknob October 9, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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