bromere

bro-meer
-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship

"Jim is my best friend, my dude, my bromere."

by stinketh January 18, 2009

Bromergency

An event which is top priority involving your bro being in a state of emergency. When all things must be set aside for one bro to save another.

Dude, we have to go right now, Devin's car died. Its a total bromergency!

by kkrzykdn June 14, 2010

Bromeostasis

Using the body heat of a bro to regulate one's temperature.

I just can't stay warm by myself in winter, so I have to use bromeostasis.

by SwagCitySuperstar March 6, 2015

Bromeo

Someone that is your Bro. You have a bromance with them and you tell them everything.

Mercutio: Oh, Bromeo.
Romeo: What?
Mercutio: Bromeo, I have a crush on your cousin.
Romeo: What?

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

bromeostasis

Embodies the qualities necessary in total bro fulfillment. Optimal and godly level of "bro." A sense of "broyalty."

Oh man, backwards Georgetown hat? Pink nantucket shorts? Natty in hand? That Fratty McBrewster keeps a perfect bromeostasis.

by Dyaln Phillips October 18, 2008

bromoerotic

When two bros are so bromantically involved that a third bro is aroused by their bromance.

"damn broski, chad and brad are looking pretty bromantic right now. that's pretty bromoerotic bro."

by nDaWgSkIs May 23, 2009

Bromeo and Juliet

Two men that have fallen into a deep and powerful bromance. Most obvious signs consist of forever talking about or to each other via text messages. And constantly identifying each other as best friends.

Dude whats up with tim and zack two?

They've become bromeo and juliet...

by eben scrooge July 13, 2011