CrownedMcUnicorn's definitions

Bromeo

Someone that is your Bro. You have a bromance with them and you tell them everything.

Mercutio: Oh, Bromeo.
Romeo: What?
Mercutio: Bromeo, I have a crush on your cousin.
Romeo: What?

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

Fullsend

To just go for something with all of your soul and heart.

Billie: Jeff, did you do your project?
Jeff: Of course. I fullsended that project. It's totally rad.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"

Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

Chatterwatter

To speak at a high velocity.

When Jace won the Fortnite match he chatterwattered.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

Shooketh

The state of being as the most shook as possible. You are shook to the maximum ability.

Billie Eilish's songs make me shooketh.

They do. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKETH

by CrownedMcUnicorn July 2, 2019

Oof and Run

When one commits a "hit and run" but ends up exposing themselves with evidence left behind or hurting themselves by doing something crazy or erratic and ends up running away.

Example 1:
Kelly: Hey Haley! Did you see the hit and run on the news last night?
Haley: Yeah, turned out to be an oof and run when he left his license plate behind.

Example 2:
Emery: I am going to tell Serena I like her.
Charlene: You know that could lead to a big oof and run if she doesn't like you back.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

Kelogape

When someone has clogged (insert object here) for the infinite time.

Why did you kelogape the vacuum again with all of those Mcdonalds French Fries, Dani!

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019