BROFFY

The androgynous term used to describe someone who is too close to be a friend, and you argue too little to just label them as family. They have many coping mechanisms to deal with every day nuances.

yo broffy, do you have a spare hairband ?

by Cash81 January 18, 2019

broffence

When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.

Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death

by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009

Broffer

A formal request in which one party asks another to be one's "bro."
(Rarely carried out between true bros)

No true bro ever makes a broffer. Being a bro is just a mutual understanding. It's quid pro bro.

by samonboy September 23, 2010

Broffirmative Action

When your company decides to stop hiring minorities and hires a white, male, "bro" for a change.

Co-worker 1: Hey, did you hear they actually hired William?
Co-worker 2: Really? I thought we only hired Asian women?
Co-worker 1: Yeah, man. Broffirmative Action hard at work.

by UrbDickler May 11, 2011

broffeur

A person who you go out drinking with just because he has a vehicle.

"Yeah he's annoying, but if we invite him out we won't have to take a cab home. He's our broffeur."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

broffended

When someone says something about one of your friends that you find offensive.

Your Girlfriend: Hey, your friend Chad is a douche.

You: He is not a douche. I'm broffended by your comment.

by joeljeezy January 8, 2014

broffession

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007