brainal

One step above mind-fuck.

Nietzsche: GOD IS DEAD!!!!

Jimmy Neutron: Mind-Fuck!!!!!!!

Nietzsche: Srsly...

Jimmy Neutron: BRAINAL!!!!!!

*head explodes and sprays copious amounts of shit and jizz across the walls, and a little trickle lands on Nietzsche's Uber-Stache...

Nietzsche: Hmmm....

*Tongues his 'stache suggestively.

Nietzsche: Bon appetit

by The chudgargler March 8, 2010

brainal

Of or pertaining to the brain.

1. The patient has suffered a stroke in his brainal cortex.
2. When anatomy students study brainal anatomy, it is standard practice to probe the broab, located dorsally.

by BirdValiant1 March 1, 2011

Brainal

to kill someone and then... well... you get the picture.

one step above insanal

2 steps above cranal

guy 1: do you know anything about the dead girl on your bed, bro?
guy 2: yea... it was brainal...
guy 1: not bad

*high fives*

by JaguaRuggiero August 25, 2008

brainal

the act of using an animal brain and placing it inside the butthole of your sexual partner then analing having intercourse with her while the brain is in her rectum

dude my hoe let me give her brainal for the minimal price of 10 dollars!

by natesterbait April 4, 2011

Brainal

Having oral and anal intercourse in the same session. Made better if a condom is not used throughout and if the vagina comes in to play as well.

Clay: "Dude, did you hear Gamaliel rawdogged Adi last night?"
Dakota: "He went for Brainal on top of that!"

or

E: "I gotta get some minerals."
S: "What kind of minerals are you thinking?"
E: "Beer, Brainal, and Sleep."
S: "Ahh, the holy mineral trinity."

by Eazus December 4, 2009

Brainal

When a female (or male, depending on your preference) performs fellatio on you after anal sex before cleaning the penis.

You, this chick Natalia is mad nasty, she gave me some brainal last night after I was up in that anus for like an hour.

by Bobby Ice June 16, 2010

Brainal

"The act of penetrating deep subjects of intellectual curiosity with a partner, resulting in mental stimulation, and often physical-emotional attraction" (@Matthew Hussey)

Charlie: I never want to be afraid to try new things. You know, I heard once that life begins when your comfort zone ends. So maybe the bass can be the foundation for my whole new life. I mean, no pun intended.
Jane: ... *silence* (has just been brainally stimulated and she liked it)

by peppy_heppy July 17, 2017